itsthestartofinfinity:

Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

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Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles

Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies

Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince

Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.

Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.

Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

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superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

dopeywolfie:

phhpppbbbbbthb:

calipsoe:

may-magic-be-in-your-favor:

thewholockgames:

rubyrubyrubyredux:

sirmee:

It makes me so angry, that a banana is a berry

what—

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OH MY GOD

wat

no

are we not going to talk about an avocado being a berry too??!?

it gets worse, strawberries aren’t berries, they’re “accessory fruits”

EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO RETHINK MY ENTIRE LIFE

TUMBLR STOP RUINING MY PERSPECTIVE OF LIFE

oncomingbeth:

switchbladetheoneandonly:

hiddles-batched:

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

deduction019:

oakenshielden:

OKAY I JUST REALISED

According to the Casebook, Moriarty is born in 1976, and Sherlock in 1981. That’s a five year difference. Carl Powers was 11 years old when he died (well, murdered), and that was in 1989.

THAT MEANS MORIARTY MADE HIS FIRST KILL/STARTED MURDERING PEOPLE SINCE HE WAS 13 YEARS OLD

YOU LITTLE MONSTER

AND SHERLOCK BEGAN HIS DETECTING AND INVESTIGATING AT EIGHT YEARS OLD (“Carl Powers, John. That’s where I began.”)

EIGHT YEARS OLD

CAN YOU IMAGINE A TINY KID SHERLOCK SNOOPING AROUND FINDING CLUES AND TRYING TO FIND EVIDENCE FOR THE MURDER

YOU LITTLE GENIUS

YOU REALLY WERE JUST A KID IT MAKES SENSE WHY THE POLICE DIDN’T LISTEN

NO WONDER MORIARTY’S OBSESSED WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU GUYS GO WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY BACK

CHILDHOOD NEMESIS ENEMIES RIVALS WHATEVER

BECAUSE HAVING CHILDHOOD FRIENDS INSTEAD IS WAY TOO ORDINARY ISN’T IT

Reblogging this for the second time because:

BA DUM TSSSHH. 

Not to mention the fact that Carl Powers was eleven years old

I always pictured him as some douchebag high school junior or senior who sort of had it coming

No

He was a fucking sixth grader

Holy shit, that would mean Moriarty is 34 and Sherlock is 29!

WE HAVE OFFICIAL AGES, FANFIC WRITERS!

Why is it so strange to kill sixth graders when you’re 13???

well, i guess now everyone has a reason to call me strange.

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